Ginger Jokes

Here are a few ginger jokes that i have found on the internet. Come on guys you know you like them!

* Question: What is the difference between a ginger and a computer?
Answer: ginger won’t accept a three and a half inch
* Question: What’s the difference between a ginger and a lawyer?
Answer: There’s some things even a lawyer won’t do to people.
* Question: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
Answer: A ginger!
* Question: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a ginger?
Answer: She unties you
* Question: What do redheads and McDonald’s have in common?
Answer: You’ve never had it so good and so fast.

The Ginger Bet

A ginger and a blonde met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.
The ginger bet the blonde $50 that he wouldn’t jump, and the blonde replied, “I’ll take that bet!” Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the ginger gave the blonde the $50.
The blonde said “I can’t take this, you’re my friend”.
The ginger said “No. A bet’s a bet”.
So the blonde said “Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O’clock news, so I can’t take your money”.
“Well, so did I”, said the ginger, “but I never thought he’d jump again!”